I’m trying to watch the India vs. England test match, but am getting rather distracted by nipples. There are all these fabulous pecs in tight white shirts. Sadly, Ishant Sharma isn’t playing this match so my pervy little heart won’t be completely satisfied. His hair! He looks like a grunge god.
Update: I checked, and he’s 25. Thank goodness.
1. I’m hanging out with two sleeping cats, one on either side of my legs, and I had an arm around each. I feel like one of those dudes in movies in a hot tub with random women on either side.
2. I am going to a pole dancing class in a bit. It’s part of a bachelorette evening. I’m really hoping I don’t pull anything or get really tired of everybody before the end of the evening.